Saturday, August 18, 2007

Why, why why? (part 2)

What ever happened to an E grade? We have A,B,C,D,F but no E.

Don't you find it worrying that doctors call treating you their "practice" ?

If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

If a transport truck carrying a load of cars gets into a car accident, does it increase the number of the cars in the pile-up?

Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?

Why are SOFTballs hard?

Do vampires get AIDS?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

Why are they called goose bumps? Do geese get people bumps?

Why is it that lemon dishsoap is made with real lemons, but lemon juice is artificial flavoring?

If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery?

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?

Does a postman deliver his own mail?

Why dosent a chicken egg taste like chicken?

Why is it that cargo is transported by ship while a shipment is transported by car?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up "there" anyway?

Why do birds have white poop?

If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?


Did they have antiques in the olden days?

Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?

Is a sleeping bag a nap sack?

Can blind people see their dreams?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

If we all evolved from monkeys, how come there's still monkeys around now? Why do they call it taking a dump?

Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Why is it that when a person tells you there's over a million stars in the universe you believe them, but if someone tells you there's wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

Is Disney world the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Why do grocery stores buy so many checkout line registers if they only keep 3 or 4 open?

If you get cheated by the better business bereau, who do you complain to?

If you're in hell, and are mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

Why are turds pinched off at the end?

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

Why do they call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere but call it a hemorrhoid when its in your ass?

Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?

Did Adam and Eve have navels?

Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window!

If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?

If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why don't you ever see baby pigions?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

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