Convivial Etymology

onomatopoeia

flatulence

blubber

Wapakoneta

exacerbate

Ashtubulah

Orihula

chortled

Wachovia

heinous

chaos

anus

cajole

Silly Loon

Beluga

fungal/fungal/fungi (fungus amungus)

mastication

Saskatoon (Is this a real word?)

Ignoramus/Maroon (Like Buggs Bunny: "What a maroon! What an ignoramus!")

Crud

Scud

fourschette (French for fork)

Salubrious

Wangdoodle/Vermiscious Knid (see Will Wonka)

glop

blob

supercilious

sphincter

ambidextrous

discombobulated

quadrilateral

phlebotomy/phlebotomist

poop

sharted (I only wish Jake didn't tell me what this meant!)

Emmerson (not weird, really, but I love it and I will someday name one of my kids)

Shuttlecock (the official name for the badminton birdie)

Bunghole (A hole for filling a cask or container. I can't stop giggling to myself, I can't help but think of Bevis and Butthead pulling their shirts over their heads and yelling, "More TP for my bungholio!")

Billabong (Not only a popular clothing brand, but the official term Australians call a watering hole.)

Slubbergulleon- a dirty, wretched slob (See previous post "Bitches, bitches, bitches!")

Fnord (a typographic representation of irrelevant information intending to misdirect with the implication of conspiracy)

Locofocos (A radical group of Democrats existing from 1835 to the mid 1840s)

Titicaca (this just sounds like the name to a dirty strip joint to me)

Pupkus (the moist residue left on a window after a dog presses his nose to it. I have actually called Peanut this a few times and thought I was making up a word.)

Telecrastination (the act of letting the phone ring at least twice before picking up, even if you are only inches away. I do this, I was always told by my mom that it was rude to pick up before the second ring.)

Callipygian (a finely developed buttocks)

Ecdysiast (a striptease artist. Who knew there was an official job title for that?!?)

Frust (The small line of debris that refuses to be swept up into a dust pan and keeps backing a person across a room until finally he decides to give up and just sweep it under a rug.)

Disconfect (to sterilize a piece of food by blowing on it, after it has been dropped on the floor, and eating it...assuming that will remove all of the germs. All persons that have do this say "I"...)

Tintinnabulation (the sound of ringing bells)

Orogeny (I actually remember this one from Mr. Blackburn's Oceanography class Senior year in high school! It has something to do with the movement of Earth's tectonic plates-or crustal plates- moving below one another. "Subduction leads to orogeny..." Sounds sort of dirty, you know, like "Did the earth move for you, baby?")

Boanthropy (the condition of believing oneself to be an OX! Can you imagine? Someone had to actually believe that they were an ox for someone else to name the condition. Check this out: http://blogcritics.org/archives/2006/01/10/052819.php)

Etymology (the study of words, their origin and meaning)

pneumonoultramicospicsilicovolcanocniosis (the scientific term for Black Lung Disease)

And last, but certainly not least...

Obfuscation (The unnecessary employ of cumbersome verbiage!)