Thursday, January 31, 2008

Bret Michaels: LIVE IN THE NOW


Am I the only person that is totally disgusted by Poison frontman bret Michaels searching for his soulmate on VH1's celebrity reality show Rock of Love? Give me a freaking break, people!! Just look at this guy, I mean, barf! Okay, so he's totally ripped and has the abs of a Spartan warrior, but beyond that, well, BARF! Has anoyone ever seen this show? It is little more than a bunch of barely dressed girls making out with him.

I don't understand how any celebrity can think they are going to meet their soulmate on a reality show. First of all, he's rich and famous. And second, how many of those girls are just looking for their 15 minutes of fame? It souds to me like a recipe for a bunch of cat fights between slutty, gold digging chicks.



Now don't get me worng, I love Poison. I was introduced to them in the late 80's by my Aunt Linda, (who would probably jump at the chance to bitch-slap any of the other skanks for her chance to make out with Bret. She's stuck in the 80's in a worse way than he is).
I have a couple of Poison cd's, on of which rarely leaves the cd slot in my car, but I just can't imagine how this guy can still be thinking that he's hot shit. Maybe it's just the fact that I have been in the most sour of moods as of late, and the fact that I have been sick and quarantined to my bed, that has got me so mad over this show. Good God, just look at the guy! The long hair and make up and all that get up was cool in the 80's and early 90's, but for crying out loud, man! LIVE IN THE NOW!!
Bret Michaels is the thorn on the rose I just sat on! Forgive me for being so bitchy and whiney and all, the thought of this this guy going on a reality show to meet a soulmate just makes me want to gag.
Really, Bret Michaels is a pretty neat guy; he's a actor, singer, producer, writer, and an insulin-dependent diabetic. He also strikes me as a bit of a wannabe. Let's face it, he was so good at wearing makeup and jewlery and long hair because he looks very feminine in the face. And for crying out loud...the guy is older than my mother!! Can you even imagine your parents covorting around with half dressed slutty chicks proclaiming that they needs to make out with every one of them until they find their soulmate. Barf.








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