I Believe in...

I believe in God.
I believe in the power of prayer.
(I just don't do it often enough.)

I believe that everyone who works in the same office should be held to the same standards and rules.
I believe that men who gang up on the women in the office should have their balls put in a vice and squeezed off.

I believe in true love.

I believe in animal rights.
I believe that anyone who harms an animal should be tortured mercilessly.

I believe in guns.
I believe in the NRA.
I believe in our right to bare arms!!

I believe that Dr. Phil can help anyone with their problems if they will let him.
I believe that watching Dr. Phil help people with their problems is sort of cheesy.

I believe that when someone farts or burps, they should say excuse me.
I believe that no exceptions should be given for this rule.

I believe in the old saying, "Spare the rod, spoil the child."

I believe in a lot of things...and I could keep this going all day. I believe that I am using this entry as more of a venting session than anything else so anyone reading this is probably pretty annoyed.