What is up with girls being such bitches? I know I have the ability to be terribly mean, and I have been on many occasions. There is a time when a girl has to be a bitch. For instance, you are hanging out with a group of friends when you notice some other girl hitting on your boyfriend. Being a bitch in a situation like this is acceptable. Lets say there’s a GINORMOUS sale at Kohl’s and you are sitting, patiently, with your blinker on, waiting for an elderly couple to beack their car out of a supreme parking space when out of NOWHERE someone pulls into it and then flips you off when you honk at them. Another situation that I find bitchy behavior acceptable in.
However…
It is not okay to just lie and make up stories that are so obviously untrue just to hurt someone.
Last night in a rather heated phone conversation, which I thought was between me and one friend, was interrupted by his wife. Basically, this guy, we’ll call him P (for POSER), might have done something pretty rude and nasty to a friend of Jake’s while posing as Jake. Now Jake is sure as the sunrise that this guy did this, I am not making any accusations but I have no doubt in my mind that he would do something like this. So last night the guy calls Jake up and he’s denying everything and Jake is accusing and I am just trying to eat supper. Jake said, “Yeah? Well, good luck!”, and slammed the phone down. I asked him what was going on and he told me that P said he was going to sabotage our computers.
I called the guy back and was speaking calmly and nicely and I told him to just grow up. I said that I didn’t know what any details were about what was going on between him and Jake but to just grow up and leave our computers alone because they are mine too and he has no right to fuck around with people’s stuff like that. Then, all of a sudden, out of nowhere, his wife (we’ll call her HB, for the heinous bitch that she is), butts in and has the audacity to say: “Ask Jake about cheating on you. Ask Jake about the girls that he has been seeing behind your back.”
It was hard for me to stifle a laugh when she said that. I still calmly asked her to just stay out of things. Truthfully, I believe without a doubt that this was all brought on by her incessant bitching about P and how he helps people with computer problems and doesn’t charge friends. I’m sorry; I thought friends did things like that to help one another out. They have the nerve to say that we have never done anything for them, but they seem to have forgotten all the times that we hauled P’s ass around because he doesn’t have a license, (what kind of worthless late 20’s male doesn’t have his license anyway??), all the times that I have fed him supper for helping with computer problems, all the booze that he has drank while I sit around and listen to him bitch about his wife and what a bitch she is.
Yeah, ya hear that, HB? Your husband calls you some pretty shitting things behind your back. Frequently.
Whatever. I mean, basically he was admitting his guilt in the mystery IM that was sent bny totally avoiding the question and turning the whole situation around. I am glad that this happened when it did because I don’t want to be friends with people who are going to be fine one day and then complete monsters the next. Fuck that! We are all adults and past all of that bull shit. Well, obviously not all of us. The dumb thing is that they are mad because we don’t go over to their house and hang out with them. HELLO!! YOU HAVE PSYCHOS FOR KIDS. WE ARE NOT KID PEOPLE IN THE FIRST PLACE SO WHY WOULD WE EVEN WANT TO GO OVER TO YOUR HOUSE AND RISK SEEING YOUR 3-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER, WHO IS JUST NOW POTTY TRAINING, PLAY IN HER OWN SHIT??? No thanks!! By the way, HB, have you even ever seen my house? NOPE, YOU BITCH ABOUT HOW WE DON’T COME TO HANG OUT AT YOUR PLACE AND YOU HAVE NEVER EVEN BEEN TO OUR HOUSE ONCE!!!!!!!!!!! Fucking hypocrite piece of shit!
The thing that upsets me here the most is not that both of these people turned out to be complete worthless ass holes, and it’s not that someone we trusted broke into Jake’s Yahoo Messenger and sent blasphemous IM’s to a good frined and mentor of Jake’s. It’s not even the fact that he threatened to sabotage our computers and network, or whatever. What upsets me the most is what his fat ass bitch of a wife said to me about Jake being a cheater. I have said since I have know Jake that “I am the most loyal person I know, and I would cheat on Jake before he would even consider cheating on me.” I stand by that everyday, and I always will. This other girl has admitted to me that her husband, the poser, has cheated on her in the past, and I think to myself, “Wow, she must have pretty low self-esteem to stay with some guy that cheats on her.” I still think that, and I liked this girl.
Obviously I am a pretty vengeful person and I will be the first to admit that I am bitchy plenty of times when I shouldn’t be, but one thing I would NEVER, EVER do is make up some shit like that. I don’t care if she decided one afternoon for no reason whatsoever that she hates me with the fire of 1000 suns. I don’t care if she calls me names and calls Jake names. Sticks and stones, Bitch. Seriously.
I will never understand why some girls have to make things up like that to try and cut another one so deep. I never did anything to this girl. Obviously by feeding her husband supper once in awhile and driving him around we “used” them, but other than that I did nothing to either one of them. Like I said, I am glad that this all came to a head. I would not want to remain friends with someone that can’t potty train their daughter until she’s 3, and that leave their 2-year-old son in a height chair in a dark kitchen while the rest of the family sits in a different room together.
Just what this world needs is a few more fucked-up kids due to bad parents. Oh, and by the way, I got the computer fixed.
If P would stop and think for a minute he would realize that I couldn’t have the job that I do if I were as stupid as I make myself out to be with computers. Maybe he’ll realize that we were having him over to our house so we wouldn’t have to be around the kids and we could all still hang out. It seems to me like the guy lets his Heinous Bitch of a wife keep his balls in her pocket.
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