It's wintertime in Indiana
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour
At twenty-five below.
Oh, how I love Indiana
When the snow's up to your butt.
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful,
So I guess I'll hang around.
I could never leave Indiana
'Cause I'm frozen to the ground!
Anyone out there reading this that is NOT familiar with the weather in the Hoosier state, this is a *perfect* parody of what it's truly like. I have lived in this state all my life, and it's always been the same. With the exception of moving from a central-southern location to the north east corner where we get way more wind and lake effects.
On Saturday and Sunday I was outside in a hooded sweatshirt and temps capped at around 44. Today it is snowing and the weatherman said we would be lucky to hit 20! Indiana's weather needs some medication for bi-polar disorder I think! ;)
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