Monday, October 13, 2008

Quote of the Day:

Quote for the day: 'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.'

So - if you give her crap, you will receive more shit than any one human being can handle.

**Funny that I should get something like this today, considering the conversation Jake and I just had while I was at lunch...**

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