What are these?

I my infinate and perpetual boredom at work yet again today, I decided to check out one of the websites I frequent for a quick laugh. Here are some of the things tha tmade me giggle today...

Assulted Peanut

Card Shark

Dandy lions

Dr. Pepper

Eggplant

Gator Aide

Hole Milk

i Pod

King of Pop

Knight Mare

Light beer

Pool Table

Tap Dancers