Sickness!

Some interesint facts I happened upon today:

1. During 1 hour of swimming in a municipal pool you will ingest 1/2 liter of urine.
(...I will admit that I have peed in a public pool before...but I NEVER pee in a lake or a pond...I always think how terrible it would be to polute the water for the fish...Explain that logic!)

2. In an average day, your hand will come into indirect contact with 15 penises, (by touching door handles, etc.).

3. An average person's yearly consumption of fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. (Glad I stopped eating that crap!)

4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept.

5. Annualy you will have shaken hands with 11 women who have recently mastrubated and failed to wash their hands.

6. Anually you will have shaken hands with 36 men who have recently mastrubated and failed to wash their hands.

7. In a lifetime, 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty clothes basket.

8. At an average wedding reception you have 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. (So, basically, you can get herpes at a wedding...)

9. Daily, you will breathe 1 liter of other people's anal gasses. (That's increased, of course, if you send any prolonged amount of time with Jake!)

Good to know...I think I am going to take a swin in some anti-bacterial gel now...