Sickness!

Some interesint facts I happened upon today:

1. During 1 hour of swimming in a municipal pool you will ingest 1/2 liter of urine.
(...I will admit that I have peed in a public pool before...but I NEVER pee in a lake or a pond...I always think how terrible it would be to polute the water for the fish...Explain that logic!)

2. In an average day, your hand will come into indirect contact with 15 penises, (by touching door handles, etc.).

3. An average person's yearly consumption of fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. (Glad I stopped eating that crap!)

4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept.

5. Annualy you will have shaken hands with 11 women who have recently mastrubated and failed to wash their hands.

6. Anually you will have shaken hands with 36 men who have recently mastrubated and failed to wash their hands.

7. In a lifetime, 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty clothes basket.

8. At an average wedding reception you have 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. (So, basically, you can get herpes at a wedding...)

9. Daily, you will breathe 1 liter of other people's anal gasses. (That's increased, of course, if you send any prolonged amount of time with Jake!)

Good to know...I think I am going to take a swin in some anti-bacterial gel now...

Interesting Photos

What are these?

I my infinate and perpetual boredom at work yet again today, I decided to check out one of the websites I frequent for a quick laugh. Here are some of the things tha tmade me giggle today...

Assulted Peanut

Card Shark

Dandy lions

Dr. Pepper

Eggplant

Gator Aide

Hole Milk

i Pod

King of Pop

Knight Mare

Light beer

Pool Table

Tap Dancers

Amy Winehouse is SCARY!!

Okay, I have heard Amy Winehouse sing and I know she has won quite a few awards, and I know she's talented. I also know she's had some issues with drugs and alcohol and been in rehab. Still!! Just look at her in these pictures! I have seen pictures of her before all of the recent troubles, and she is pretty. She defiantly has a signature sense of style, but you can defiantly tell what drugs can do to a person!