This is a Tough One

Which of your friends would you choose for your significant other to marry if something were to happen to you?"

I like to think that if something were to happen to me that Jake would be to heartbroken to even think of someone else. But, for this entry, I will play along. Jake has such a multi-fauceted personility that I don't think there would be just one person that would be able to handle him; Sometimes I really wonder how I do it! However, each one of them does posess certain qualitites that I know would be helpful to him and would also help him continue his life, even though it would be a miserable life without me!
I would choose Meranda for her practicality. She would do well in helping Jake manage his finances and keep him on track in the business area.
I would choose Jeannie for...well, lets just say she's a kinky one.
I would choose Carma because she is put together and I would feel good knowing that sh'e keeping an eye on him and making sure he's taking care of himself and the house.
I would choose April because she would play video games with him.
I would choose Anne because she likes to party, and we all know that deep down, Jake is still a party boy at heart.
I would choose Melanie because she is a damn fine cook and we also know that Jake would survive on frozen pizza and deep fried chicken wings if ther were noone to cook for him.
Now I just need to find a friend who likes to clean and he would be set!

Now as I read this over, I feel sort of bad. Jake might be better off with a combination of all of my friends and without me. I'm sure he would tell me otherwise...