Important Women's Heath Issue

*Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
*Do you suffer from shyness?
*Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of the above questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas. Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.
Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.
Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas!

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind becoming pregnant and/or nursing are encouraged to try it!
Side effects may include: dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing karaoke.
WARNING: The consumption of Margarita's may make you think you are whispering when you are not. The consumption of Margarita's may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. The consumption of Margarita's may cause you to think you can sing. The consumption of Margarita's may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

The following is from an actual customer, not a paid actor:
"My name is Kianne. My doctor didn't prescribe me Margaritas, but he did prescribe me a healthy dose of gin daily, and it has changed my life. I strongly urge all women to test this theory if they want to feel a little bit better about their mundane jobs and/or stressful lives."

Escape from LA!!

158 years ago it was the year 1850. In the year 1850 the state of California became just that, a state. The state had no electricity. The state had no money. Almost everyone spoke Spanish. there were gunfights in the streets.

Basically, nothing has changed. Well, except men in California in 1850 didn't hold hands and the the women of 1850 California had real boobs.

Sort of makes me wonder why it was even decided to make it a state anyway...

Don't get me wrong, I think California is a beautiful place and there are plenty of good things there. BUT, I do think there's a bit of a problem with some of the people there and their way of thinking. I think it's great that PETA got their law passed regulating bigger cages for chickens. I also think it's great that they DIDN'T pass the gay marriage law.

I read the other day that Samantha Ronson (who's name I had never heard mention of until she became Lindsay Lohan's girlfriend), posted a heated blog about how it was inhumane to pass a law allowing mandating chickens live in a certain size cage and not allow same-sex marriages. What is wrong, I wonder, with treating a chicken somewhat decently and at the same time upholding the laws that were laid down in the Bible?

I don't think i'll ever understand that one?